Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

stick a finger in it!


spring is in full bloom....allergy season :/

[monk]

Wake up and smell the roses.

I want summer - now!

[ToddYoung]

Sleep. Do it a lot. And before you know it, summer will be upon you.

I can't be bothered eating anything.

[partisan]

Good work, dont drink either, its not healthy

My hoover is clogged up

[partisan]

Sleep in the shed ",

Im fed up with sun in my eyes

[Chase]

Go to the sewers and only come to the surface by night.
I want a Siamese cat, who I would name Hitchens

[monk]

Buy a dog - much better!

I want to re-decorate my bedroom.

[partisan]

Do it with a crayon

the cold had made my hands sore

[elad12]

Put them under the broiler for 5 minutes

My dog is whimpering in his sleep

[Lalo]

Put a pillow over his head. That will quiet him down.

I am still full from dinner and feel bloated because I ate too much.