Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

stick two fingers down ur throat then head to the loo

my dog made a hole in the wall

[Beau]

Tell your dog to fix it as punishment.

I've never seen the movie Titanic.

[Miles]

See Titanic.

I've moved into the dumpster and want to redecorate.

[Rainbowmum]

Ask Oscar for some hints.

My back is hurting.

[elad12]

That's because your spine is made of jello. Stop complaining
(really Mum, I'm sorry)

I'm supposed to meet Sandy in a few minutes and I'm late

[Lalo]

Then get the hell off-line! Sheesh!

One of my patients has a bedbug infestation in their apartment. Now I can't stop itching.

[trywait]

bathe in alcohol and hydrogen peroxide

im really tired today

[Counselor]

Stay up for thirty more hours.

I developed athlete's foot. :/

[trywait]

douse it in baking soda and vinegar

i cant fall asleep

[Miles]

Throw a party and invite everyone.

My penis won't stop screaming.