Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

rub the handle! it'll eventually spurt out!

my eyelids are heavy

[ToddYoung]

Get rid of them. You'll get less sleep, but really, who needs it?

I am addicted to nicotine chewing gum.

[Lilitu]

Start smoking.

I hate the visit.

[monk]

Go visit someone.

My new "YouView" box confuses me.

[Rainbowmum]

Smash it with a hammer until it less confusing.driving her nuts.

Abby is not happy , the girls are putting pink bows in her hair.

[Counselor]

Tell the girls Abby prefers green.

My typing skills are not very good.

[monk]

Write all your messages and scan them in.

We're having a new roof.

[Rainbowmum]

Awesome throw a party to raise it.

Not even the car stereo system is safe from Ipods .

[Counselor]

Get an anti-iPod artillery to hold them off, buy that stereo some time!

I watch too much Doctor Who.

[trywait]

quit mooching off of bbc america

some say im too serious about school