Give Bad Advice

[Miles]

Live like a vampire. Avoid the sun forever

I have two left feet.

[trywait]

it'll go great with my two right feet

we have a frost advisory tonight

[Miles]

Come to South Carolina, the only chance of frost in the current weather is if hell literally freezes over.

I have two left butt cheeks

[monk]

Go see a bum doctor.

I need more money.

[Beau]

Rob a bank.

Show me the way to go home. I'm tired and I want to go to bed.

[Lalo]

Join the crew of the Orca... just before all hell breaks loose. FYI- Refers to scene from the movie "Jaws".

I had to pull all of my plants inside due to a frost warning.

[partisan]

Put them in the werepup den

the suns so bright its blinding me!

[Miles]

Send your plants to South Carolina, like I told tdub there is a -1000000000% chance of frost over here right now

EDIT AAAAAAHHHHHHH NIIIIIINJAAAAAA *ahem* keep staring into the sun, then you'll never have to worry about losing your sight again.

I saw a bum doctor and he said he wants to graft two right butt cheeks to match my two left ones! What should I do with two butts?????

[Rainbowmum]

Get two chairs.

The wind is howling

[trywait]

are you sure that's not lalo?

if it's still howling, put on ear muffs

my sheets need changing