Give Bad Advice

[stpdo2]

Make a fresh pot of coffee and drink it all!

I have a to do list a gazillion miles long and I've been procrastinating too much.

[Miles]

There's a certain trick to turning procrastination into an asset - you can get anything done as long as there's something more important to do that you can put off til later. So if doing your taxes is higher on the list than making A Motherfucking Quiche, then you may not get your taxes done but you'll sure make the hell out of A Motherfucking Quiche.

I have a short list of things to do - but every item on that list is really time-consuming, and I have very little time.

[Chase]

Drop out of college.

I am sleepy, so very, very, very, sleepy.

[monk]

WAKE UP!

It's getting warmer.

[trywait]

go swim in the artic ocean

my belly is stuffed

[Chase]

Touch the back of your throat with your finger to vomit.

I want to swim with a dolphin.

[monk]

Fine - but the dolphins don't want to swim with you.

I need to do some decorating.

[Lalo]

Okay... buy a whole bunch of different colors of paint and start throwing it all around the room, splashing the walls, the curtains and the furniture. When someone asks, tell them you designed the room in a Jackson Pollock theme!


I want to go horseback riding.

[Miles]

Horses are dangerous! Try bareback riding instead :biggrin:

I need to slow down time.

[pauluk]

Press Fast forward on your tv remote.