Give Bad Advice

[monk]

And . . . ? :biggrin:

I need to buy some new clothes.

[Lalo]

Share a street corner with this young lady, instead:



My skin is dry and I could use some lotion.

[ToddYoung]

First, use a potato peeler to flay away the dead skin, and then coat yourself in motor oil.

I want to go for a walk, but lack the motivation to do so.

[Armandork]

Break your legs so it'll be harder to enjoy the experience of walking, therefore making you cherish it more.

I want to be a millionaire.

[Miles]

Collect any and all discarded pennies you find. At a rate of 100 pennies a day, it will only take you a million days to get there (or about 2,738 years counting leap years).

I need a more efficient study strategy.

[Lalo]

Screw it. Who needs the damn piece of paper anyway? A degree is a unit of measure of heat energy, like, "It is 80 degrees around the pool today!" Now THOSE are degrees worth having!

I REALLY hope that Miles doesn't listen to my asinine response.

[trywait]

miles cover ur eyes and ears to NOT read lalo advice

i sleep indoors

[monk]

How odd - sleep up a tree!

I need to take some painkillers.

[Beau]

Don't bother. It will just make you feel better.

I wonder, wonder who. Da da da who. Who wrote the book of love?

[partisan]

Charles manson.

im hot and bothered