Give Bad Advice

[partisan]

Go to starbucks, where burger king used to be, have a coffee and muffin for dinner, thats 2 of your 5 a day right there!

everytime i take a picture down, bits of my wall come down with it.

[d3n]

Just take down the whole wall instead and replace it.

What's the fastest way to reach 50 posts to unlock mysterious new forum powers?

[Beau]

Don't post anything. (Actually keep playing word games. I had enough within the first day or so)

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Find Waldo and ask him.



I got a touch of sunburn on shoulders and back of the legs.... What should I do?

[Beau]

Sounds like you are not getting enough sun. Try going outside without a shirt for a few more hours tomorrow.

I need a new face wash. My face is too oily.

[mac]

Try sand paper...

Should i pay my bills this month?

[partisan]

No pay me instead, and i’ll shall provide you with warmth, a soft bed, and a hot shower (am i a rent boy now!)

I forgot what thread this is?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Its the truth or dare thread....

I can barely straighten my back today (way to much bailing of water yesterday) what should I do?

[Beau]

Your back doesn't have to be straight. This is a free country and it can be whatever it wants to be without prejudice.

I need to take a shower.

[partisan]

Ok but dont take mine, its fixed in place.

i scuffed my brand new shoe.