Give Bad Advice

[d3n]

Glue it back!

I'm not getting enough sleep!

[ardus]

Stay up later.

I never seem to have time to clean.

Richard

[Rawr]

Polish your watch.

I'm not tired when I need to go to sleep

[oneofcuriousity]

Drink energy drinks

I lost my phone

[partisan]

Make a new one with two polysterien cups and 100000000 miles of string.

I need a wee

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Qui qui monsieur

oh wait, that was two quis, I take one back.

I need a little inspiration today.

[partisan]

Watch the jools Holland show, its on right now bbc2, always inspires me

I spilt tea on my damn bed.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Tell the truth, you peed in the bed - nothing to be ashamed of.... We all grow out of it someday.

I found a mostly intact bird skeleton at the bottom of my koi pond, what should I do with it?

[Tim18]

Make a little centerpiece out of the skeleton.

[partisan]

Pee in the wind

A seagulls looking at me.