Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Try on Miles' speedo - it won't stop the seagull from looking, but it will give us a chance to see more of you.... and more of Miles too....

I still can't figure out the desert/dessert thing....

[partisan]

The waffen ss loved cake!

I ran out of mouthwash

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Try chewing a bar of soap.

What is a good way to remember which month has 28 days?


SS loved Cake.... oh boy...smells like trouble to me.

[Lalo]

Just remember that ALL months have 28 days! Granted, some have more, but they all still have 28!

How do I keep from arguing politics with my ultra-conservative brother?

[Miles]

Argue religion instead

Someone pooped in my bed and I need to figure out who and bring them to justice!!!!!!

[Lalo]

Hire a wolf to hunt them down!

How do I keep from arguing politics AND religion with my brother?

[Miles]

Hire a wolf to hunt them down!

How do I keep from arguing politics AND religion with my brother?

Remember that whole Cain and Abel part of the Bible? Reenact that. Whichever role you choose will work.

Or a muzzle.

It turns out it was me who pooped the bed all along. How do I manage my crippling incontinence?

[Lalo]

I am not sure that this was the intent, but they do make these things called "butt plugs".



How do I stop fantasizing about English Owls, Pacificalisexy boys, Surly Wood Elves, and Poopy-Butt Sheep, among others?

[Miles]

Get them all together and turn the fantasy into reality.

How does me do more gooder at a grammars?

[Lalo]

grammars ares overrated. jus' talks n rights likes uze wannna.

How do I get the Miles-suggested, gayspeak orgy out of my head?