Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Take the Nike stance - Just do it!

Damn... now how do I clear my head after this thread????

[Lalo]

Two options- 1. Mind altering drugs 2. Masturbation/Fantasy

People accuse me of being a horn-dog when in reality, I am just your average, everyday wolf.

[Miles]

You need to start meeting their expectations, pup.

I went to bed too late and now I'm up too early and can't fall back asleep.

[elad12]

Set your clock ahead a few hours and have breakfast

I need to water all my plants outside but only have 15 minutes to do it

[partisan]

For elad - go outside at scream at god for 15 minutes, ask for rain!

Sky is overcast.

[Lalo]

Move to New Mexico where it is almost always bright and sunny!

I have to go fix my honey some breakfast.

[partisan]

Im not hungry yet

I have to get up and at em.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Sleep in my bed, I will be your personal alarm clock.

Why can't I do mind altering drugs and masturbate at the same time?

I know, more of a question... but its on my mind....

[partisan]

Because they shrink your willy to the size of a walnut.

I dont know how to drive?

[trywait]

take the bus

I feel like doing hw