Give Bad Advice

[partisan]

HANDY WORK! - come round mine i have a door thats no longer in a door frame

I lost the brush to my dustpan

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Get a solicitor and sue the dustbin.

I broke/bent the blade on my lawnmower....

[partisan]

Turn it on and remove the blade as its easier to do whilst in motion

My mugs not big enough.

[ardus]

Keep pouring the beer until the floor is covered.

I can't get my fish defrosted fast enough.

Richard

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Gallon of gasoline and matches... the solution to many things.

My swimming pool is pretty cold, what should I do?

[Romann]

Put some lava in it.

My dog wont stop barking!

[trywait]

give him a bone

im sleepy already

[Miles]

Have some of my oxycodone

I need more oxycodone

[partisan]

"Fall" down a flight of stairs, they’ll give you morphine, much better ",

im clammy.

[trywait]

fetch me a pearl too

I eat till im stuffed