Give Bad Advice

[Miles]

Don't be an underachiever, keep eating!

It's raining inside.

[Beau]

Wear your raincoat then.

There's a fly in my bedroom.

[Miles]

Start wearing trousers without zippers from now on.

I still can't really eat solid food...

[kokomoloko79]

Start with rocks.

This phone keeps breaking

[partisan]

Wrap it in clingfilm to stop it breaking

My door rattles in the wind

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Duct Tape

http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=im...8596503015

The banshee next door has been screaming all day again... what should I do?

[elad12]

Duct Tape

I'm out off hot water and need a shower

[partisan]

Cold water!

My tum tum is upset.

[Miles]

Put it on time-out until it calms the fuck down.

I would like people to listen to me the first time so I wouldn't have to raise my voice and make them feel "embarrassed."

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Try sitting on their lap and whispering in their ear - that will get their attention.

Hey wanna come over and "talk" to me for a while? :tongue:

I got a wee bit of sunburn on my.... well it doesn't matter where the sun burnt - what should I do abut the sunburn?