Give Bad Advice

[partisan]

Dont expose your buttocks to the sun

My pizzas taking too long in the oven.

[Miles]

Rub some thick, juicy cream up and down the affected area until it feels really really good.

My brother accidentally deleted all our data in Skyrim. I don't really mind as I was bored with my last character and wanted to make a new one. Should I make a magic user, a warrior, a sneaky character, or some sort of mix? Be as vague or specific as you wish.

EDIT Because I just realized partisan ninja'd me 2 hours ago that little sneaky birdy.

Why don't you stay in the oven to monitor the pizza's progress?

[elad12]

Make a sneaky magical character. One who performs only very sneaky unexpected magic like turning every hair on ones body a different color and the colors are constantly switching around.

(Where the hell did that answer come from?)

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Hmm. Poke it with a stick?

My long hair keeps getting tangled whenever I swim,what should I do to keep it from tangling?

[Beau]

Cut it short.

I need to move most of my stuff by this weekend.

[trywait]

hire a mover

I don't wanna sleep early

[Miles]

Only take 60 sleeping pills instead of 100

I don't wanna stay up late.

[partisan]

Go and play trampoline in a small room.

im seeing double.

[trywait]

quick....buy a safety net

my legs ache today

[Miles]

Have them replaced with awesome cyborg legs

I just won $666 trillion and I don't know what to do with it all! Oh the humanity