Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

give me half-50%

im up later than usual

[partisan]

Go back to bed!

Im thirsty.

[trywait]

drink pee

I want straight hair

[partisan]

let a truck run over your hair

I want a cigarette

[Miles]

Crack.

I need to find a boob hat.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Hunt some boobies and make a hate from them.

I'm running a slight fever....

[Miles]

Self immolation is a great way to beef up that wimpy internal temperature.

I made a hate from each of the boobies. How should I go about making loves? :p

[ChrisD]

Do I really need to explain that one? :tongue:

How do I get Miles' impending Sexual Assault felony charge down to a harassment misdemeanor?

[partisan]

Tell the judge (yes your now our miles’s lawyer) that miles was on crack that night and therefore not awnserable to these crimes.

No matter how much i dry myself with my towell, my back is still wet, i contain water! What should i do?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Beat it with a stick until dry.

The raccoons are staring at me from the top of the shed... what should I do?