Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Is that right, Get a woman friend and let her fix that for you.

My toes are aching...

[Counselor]

Smash them with a rubber mallet.

I am being lazy after biking home.

[trywait]

sit on the lazy boy

I have spaghetti for dinner

[Lalo]

See how many pictures you can make out of the noodles and start a whole new kind of art.

I have something stuck in my teeth that is bothering me

[trywait]

use butt floss!

I fell asleep earlier

[trialbyerror]

Dream about an elephant's 2M prehensile shlong

Prehensile- meaning it can wiggle and squirm and be used like a tentacle. (see useless facts as posted by dear Nick9)


I'm disssspicible!

Trial by error

[partisan]

Not disssspicible enuf! Must be more so, its imperative! :

Im really fed up of not having a bathroom door.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Burn the bathroom...

The wind has upset my allergies, blowing heaps of pollen up my nose making me cough, sneezle and sniffle all the time...

[partisan]

Blow it back out again and upset that naughty wind.

my kitchen is always cold and makes me sneeze

[trialbyerror]

Move into your fridge or freezer... Your kitchen will be positively much warmer!

I took a wrong slipway on the way to work this morning. :biggrin:
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