Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Rename it the correct name, then everyone else is taking the wrong slipway.

When buying a dozen doughnuts this morning I accidentally asked for a dozen Dognuts.

[trialbyerror]

Eat them (your dog will hate you)

Before the first cuppa coffee, Got it magnificently wrong (500 x 2 = 100000) buggered up the stock, production count, productivity rate and reject percentages, :eek:

Trial by error

[partisan]

Never EVER do anything before your first cup of coffee, thats actually some good advice for you trialbyerror :p

I can't get this stupid little sachet of mayonnaise to open

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Hit it with a hammer - I assure you it will open.

The humidity has killed my hair, its all limpish and lifeless....

[Miles]

Come to South Carolina - the constant maximum humidity will train your hair to get used to it.

I need to make sure to get my roommate's key to turn our keys back in to the landlord on Friday.

[trialbyerror]

Turn your room-mate over to your land lady and keep the keys

I'm going to watch lousy SA TV

Trial.....

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Count your blessings, you could have but one channel that plays nothing but Jerry Lewis reruns - you know like France....

I'm feeling pretty drained today (its the humidity) any suggestions to perk myself up?

[trialbyerror]

A nice tall glass of chilled vitamin E?

I bought toiletries but forgot deoderant

[partisan]

Air freshner! You could smell like winter breeze? Citrus? a clean foyer? I recommend OUST! It eliminates odours without just masking them! Only £1.99 (prices may vary)

My heads beginning to thump from staring at my small screen too long.

Duck why did you remove your post? :-(

[trialbyerror]

oh 'ell.
which one?
where?
did I?

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'cause u only got 1
1 what?
1 brain cell
no I haven't
yes you have
haven't haven't haven't
yes you have
NO I DONT! I'VE GOT 2

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whad it say? whad it say?