Simple
throw in a stick of dynamite... no more house to clean :biggrin:
I want to build a coal fired steam generator so that I can turn my bathroom at the farm into a private steam bath..
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Burn books, safer for the environment than coal.
I tweaked my lower back the wrong way and have odd sensations running down my left leg (sort of electrical in feeling) what should I do?
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Electrocute your right leg to balance it out.
The neighbor kid is over, behaving like a brat.
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Chase him with a hatchet. That never fails.
My car keeps using up too much gas.
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Change to gas-o-lean
Everybody wants to eat me
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Stop being so delicious.
Nobody's hungry for lamb anymore :'(
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Offer mint Jelly....
I ate too much tortellini for supper... my tummy hurts...
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Eat vrot duck
I need some coffee bad it's 6 in the morning and I'm at work an hour early
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Wait for 7 hours, then take some advice. (Now you can have coffee)
My white t-shirt is now pink, along with my white towel and white undies, all PINK!
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Re-wash everything in pure bleach, then rinse off in hot water. Wait 2 weeks then wear what's left
had to deal with an injury in the factory this-morning
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