Give Bad Advice

[partisan]

Stop dealing out injuries to your workers.

Im tired today, I didn't slleep well.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Tiredness and sleepiness is a symptom of caffeine deficiency, I urge you to seek a coffee shop and get loaded up on caffeine.

My head hurts...

[partisan]

Maybe you should take an asprin or lobotomy.

i cant see, too much tea dust, it comes of tea-bags.

[Wade]

Rub the dust off with sand paper... duh. (For yer health)

I'm terrified of heights but my phone's stuck on the roof (long story). What do I do?

[ardus]

Bulldoze the house.

I can't get my car to the body shop today.

Richard

[partisan]

Get the body shop to your car

I really want a warm chocolate brownie with whipped ice-cream.

[trialbyerror]

Rub the dust off with sand paper... duh. (For yer health)

I'm terrified of heights but my phone's stuck on the roof (long story). What do I do?

We, the forum, by the forum for the forum, demand you tell us the tale!

We are all waiting

[Miles]

Partisan, eat warm poop and cold semen with your mouth hole, chew on them with your teeth and taste them with your tongue and swallow them into your throat

I can't tell if I'm existing hard enough.

[partisan]

Go and headbutt some moose, play chicken with trains, fight a security guard. Exist!

i fell asleep and my mouth is dry as a nuns vagina.

[VileKyle]

Put a dick in your mouth when you sleep. Oh wait... this is supposed to be bad advice.

My butt itches.