Just exactly how do you know that a nun's vagina's dry? :biggrin:
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Go to your local shop, sit outside with a board listing all the things you would do for coffee. Actually, forget that, list the things you wont do for coffee. Quicker :p
Daffy - everyone knows nuns have dry vaginas, they only get excited about god and puzzles.
My heads sore from drinking too many newcastle brown ales this afternoon.
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Drink Guinness instead...
It's 4:10 I need to go give Bob his Rat poison.... (warfarin)
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Give a rat some bob poisen instead. Yeah, give him to the vultures.
(I didnt mean that)
my shower nozzle is going mad.
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Miles take a bath for goodness sake you dirty pup.
my fleece blanket is too small and it dont reach my toes
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I granted you wish with a fire ant farm in your pants - just sit still a moment, you won;t have toes to worry about.
One of the lenses in my sunglasses is scratched....
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Give th' other a scratch, and then they will both match
I can't stop peeing on everyone
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