Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Whack it off.

Its raining in my house right now.....

[trialbyerror]

Free shower water
and your problem is????

I need a caffeine fix to de-coagulate the mass of grey matter in my head to free up my three remaining active brain cells

Wazzzat again????

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I suggest IV drip of Dark Roast coffee.

My dog pooped in the house today, starting in the bedroom and going through the kitchen and the living room, out the front door, down the steps and stopped pooping around the time she reached the driveway...

[trialbyerror]

This is supposed to be BAD advice....

Plant mushrooms in the poop

Oh fuck I cant even think right now and I have to work out the statistical probability of the scrap rate of 32 different processes fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck :mad:

[Miles]

Take the hint. Do as god- er, dog does

Dammit ninjaduck you ninja - stop trying to think

It's too early the sun's not up yet

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Wait a bit.

I need a nap, but its nigh unto impossible for me to sleep during the day.... suggestions?

[Miles]

Blow up the sun.

My shower curtain has a big patch of black mold in one corner.

[partisan]

Cut the complete bottom half of the shower curtain off, damn really like to see that

My eyes feel sore and tired

[trywait]

drink 5hr energy

im missing people

[Miles]

Travel the world, hunt them down, and give them all gigantic hugs

I need to develop an Instant In-Sync Device to make me fully in-sync with certain people