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[trialbyerror]

Your bin bag?

Gwarsh, that's going to spoil your sex life for a long long long time

I've found the signal "sweet" spot.....

Having a cook-off competition....

Lamb stew

   
Try to send photo's

[Beau]

Try adding more arsenic to the stew for flavor.

My left foot is a bit sore.

[trywait]

stub ur right toe to balance it out

my internal body clock wants to sleep early

[VileKyle]

Hit the snooze button.

I'm all out of beer.

[Miles]

Through it all back up and drink it again.

My ass is talking to me.

[Beau]

Take notes. You might forget what it told you.

I am hungry.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Eat Fire.

I have a fever of 102F.....

[VileKyle]

Raise it to 103 so you can sing the song "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner.

I'm bored.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Try picking your nose and scratching your butt at the same time - with your elbows....

My most recent temp check was 104.5F... So....

[ardus]

Go for a run in 95 degree weather.

Get into bed you.

My pans take too long to clean.

Richard