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Stop cooking in clean pots.

Im at the farm talking about thinking about how to think about having hot passionate nookies:biggrin:

Hi Ardie nice to speak....
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Hi ducky,

:-D

Just think about someone nice.


I have a gnat problem at my apt.

Richard
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Train the gnats for your own miniature gnat circus.

I feel really groggy.
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Drink a case of beer, that will wake you up.

I cracked my favorite music CD.... Cry
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Well then,
It wasn't all it was cracked up to be then, was it.

I had a crap drive back from the farm, due to heavy traffic from the local music festival "oppikoppie". You can google it
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Try walking next time.

I need to pee.
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Don't. The urine will eventually be absorbed back into your body and you won't lose any of your life force.

I feel too lethargic to clean my house, but the messiness is really bothering me.
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Close your eyes and don't look at it.

My feet hurt from walking all day.
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Tie Mr. wiggly in a knot.
Soon, it will bother you so much, you won't notice the pain in your feet

It's Saturday night and I could'nt be bothered to go out. I never meet anybody anyway, I usually land up in a corner nursing a soft drink....:frown: :frown:
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Then go out on a Monday night.

I wish there were less slugs in the world.
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