Give Bad Advice

[VileKyle]

Invest all your money in salt.

I can't stop coughing.

[trialbyerror]

Eat lot's of sloppy wet cement mixed with sand & wait :eek:

I've booked a 4x4 course in September on winching

[Miles]

Book a course on witching instead

(Bowyn what CD was it?)

I feel like a zombie right now.

[Chase]

Visit one of those zombie apocalypse prep people.


I want to make millions of dollars without being unethical or illegal.

[Beau]

Step 1: Join Girl Scouts
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

I want new socks.

[mbennet35]

Go around sniffing people's feet and steal the best smelling socks you can find.

I want some pizza....

[trialbyerror]

Can give lots of advice here....

Start be sticking your finger down your throat..... :eek:

I'm off to have a calzonie at my local pitza cafe'

So waaaa! :biggrin:

[southbiochem]

Cool, you should ask for every ingredient to be a year old, kept in the dumpyard at constant 37°C.

I seriously need to start dating

[VileKyle]

Date EVERYONE.

I need to wake up earlier in the day.

[southbiochem]

Easy, don't ever go to sleep!

I need to see a psychiatrist