I'll be your psychiatrist.
I'm still coughing, damn it!
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A bucket load of hydrochloric acid will take that cough right away.....along with the annoying mucose tissues that suffer from it.
I want to be drunk for the first time
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Come to my house,I will slip you into the blender and I will drink you.
I have a sudden craving for blood.
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Ok, I would give you some of mine (not really lol) but I don't have any blood I only have caffeine. Usually people are pretty generous with it, so just go up to anyone and ask
I want ice cream but I also want to actually have defined muscles instead of......fleshy mass...... for once. How do I compromise?
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Smear ice cream over your naked body and run past the dog pound
my little finger pokes out when i drink from a cup
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Cut it off.
My neighbors car is running well... how do I fix that?
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Kill your neighbour and every potential user, now there's no one to drive such a functional car!
I'm craving heavy amounts of benzodiazepines
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Drink vast amounts of benzine instead.
I need to get off the loo
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Poor Lou. He didn't deserve it. Sit on Jimmy instead.
I want to eat a block of cheese.
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Buy 3 Kg of Gorgonzola, eat up, :eek: then go to bed with your BF
I want to know why Solemboy want's to bring a hosepipe with to marry me....
Not his hosepipe, a hosepipe
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