Give Bad Advice

[partis]

make tea instead

my brain hurts

[Beau]

Grab a hammer and use it to smash your toe. You will not even remember you had a headache.

I need to get ready for work.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I strongly advise you take a shower first.....



I need to go start dinner.....

[trialbyerror]

Spice it up with lots and lots of deadly nightshade, belladonna, devil's cherry / dwale

A renowned botanist (such as yourself) would appreciate the fine pique' of this "herb"

I gotta go up my scaffolding again today. The 2T crane hoist is now suspended on a chain-block from the roof

Now I know Bow wan't's me to fall off or the crane to come crashing down but that ain't gonna 'appen :eek:

So find some other good advice to give me!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Nah, I want instead for you to get all dirty, grimy hot and sweaty again.... And this time send pictures - my imagination just isn't what it used to be.


I made milkshakes last night, but no boys came into my yard... what did I do wrong?

[partis]

im guessing it wasnt banana milkshake made with "cornish clotted cream ice cream" and two ice cubes, a straw... damn if you put an umbrella in i wouldve shown up :p (i could teach you but i,ll have to charge)

im only eating one meal a day recently, as opposed to the recommended three

[jpbyrnes]

Five law exams in a couple of weeks, but don't worry about studying, catching up on the latest episodes of your favourite series is way more important than that. Live in the present, you know, don't worry about your future.

[This is pretty much what the little devil on my shoulder has been saying to me all day today.]

FML!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I can't recall the last year I had three meals in one day.... So I suggest you just keep on with this tread, eventually that whole 'three meals a day' thing will be a dim memory and no longer a problem.

I concede your point to often

[partis]

i concede but what can one do when one is always right? :p

i cant concentrate on reading

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Then I strongly suggest you enter a concentration camp.

My fingers are so stiff today I can barely roll my cigarettes...