Give Bad Advice

[southbiochem]

(waiting for duckie's editing)

I need to test 40 peptides on antimicrobial assays in one day

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Well since you all don't have apes, I guess you will just have to get a local Araucaria araucana to do this dirty work for ya.

I made 5 pounds of liver pate' today... My arms are tired from all the grinding... Suggestions?

[trialbyerror]

South reply
Don't wait anymore read

Advice
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Bow reply
Hang them they won't be tired any more

Advice
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Called killing two dogs with one stone
or something like that
I think
Gotta go

[partis]

Well since you all don't have apes, I guess you will just have to get a local Araucaria araucana to do this dirty work for ya.

I made 5 pounds of liver pate' today... My arms are tired from all the grinding... Suggestions?

Chainsaw them off, they are no longer tired.

Theres a man at my window... i live five floors up.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Move to the sixth story, he won't be able to look in.

I need a hug.

[southbiochem]

I need a hug.

Come here you silly



Oh, yeah...bad advice...ask him for a hug



I need to live in an equalitarian world...you know...for every gay excuted a straight person gets executed too..

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but for every straight man that marries a woman a gay man must marry a woman as well. Such is the state of affairs of equality.

BTW thanks for the hug....

I need my bed warmed before I climb into it. Its way too cold.

[Woollyhats]

^^^I've found the perfect spot for you to place your bed. Sleeping here will keep you toasty warm both in and out of your bed, at just the perfect temperature for melting iron, I guarantee that you'll be warm. For maximum comfort, place bed in the centre of the pit.

https://www.google.ca/search?q=doorway+t...00&bih=732




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I want for me dog to sleep next to me, rather than at the foot of my bed, all pretending like it doesn't love me.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Smear gravy all over your chest and belly.

Guess who can't sleep again..... grrrrr

[southbiochem]

Bang your head repeatedly against concrete until you knock yourself out..

I need to refresh my self....it's SO DAMN HOT TODAAAAAAAY