Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Stop being needy and start being greedy.

I need a break/vacation/sabbatical - anything to get away from here.....

[trialbyerror]

Break.... Start with that bit between your head and thorax
Vaccination...... Anything..... Rabies about do it
Sabbatical...... Satainism will take you out

Any help

I need for Andy to communicate with me

[southbiochem]

Go to the UK and kidnap him....once he develops Stockholm syndrome he will do your every biding...

I need to have better clarity of my future

[trialbyerror]

Polish my crystal ball(s) for 3 hours and I'll tell you:biggrin:

I'm feeling very cheesy right now

[partis]

Go to CA meeting... cheesaholics anonymous :p

Im happy... its unnerving!

[southbiochem]

Move to Russia...I hear gay folks are less than happy there.

I need to find a replacement to bleach to sanitize my bathroom...Im tired of ruining pants (trousers) with decoloring bleach spots...

[Bowyn Aerrow]

1. Marry me and I will take care of the sanitizing problem.

2. As long as you are married to me you wont need pants - ever....


So the simple solution here is to marry me.


Me only problem is I lack a man to fullfill me needs

[trialbyerror]

I'm sending Jacob Zuma

I'm waiting for WWE on telly, I hope it's on tonight...

[partis]

Body slam your telly until it comes on... if it refuses choke-hold it into submission.

I miss WCW and sting.... anybody remember sting... please someone remember sting!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Everyone remembers sting..... *snicker snicker*

I want to make a pie, but am too damn lazy to mix and roll out a crust for the pie - suggestions?