Give Bad Advice

[partis]

Noooo not him nobody knows sting, he was the greatest wrestler and would headslam that sting :p

squirt polyfiller around the edge your pie, just to seal it, then cut around it once its cooked.

I want something sweet but there's nothing

[southbiochem]

Your liver is a short term storage for glycogen (glucose polymer)...rip it out and eat it...

tons of glucose there for you...

I need a guy who will hold me till I fall asleep :frown:

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Everybody apparently has that need... (sigh).... Get a dog, they are at least warm and will fart in your face in the middle of the night while you try to sleep - almost as good as a man.... :tongue:

I need to replace a fence post. Down side, it has been replaced before and instead of using dirt to fill around a bit first, who ever replaced it just decided to use 3 bags of concrete so there is this huge concrete chunk which I have no idea how to get it out...

[southbiochem]

make a homemade bomb and blast that shit out...

I'll try to convince Homeland Security you're not a terrorist


I have a headache

[partis]

Put your hand in a pot of boiling water, your headache no longer seems important.

I ate too much brunch (bubble & squeek & poached eggs) now i feel slugish.

[southbiochem]

I hear 2 fingers down your throat takes away all that bloating feeling...plus, it keeps you slim :eek:

I mean, if professional models do it....come on!

so the headache receded, but it's crazy hot today so it will come back 3x worse...

[partis]

Take 3 times the daily recommended dosage of those pills.... ta daaa!

My extremities are frozen.

[southbiochem]

chop the off, they no longer fill their purpose..

My heart is racing

[Miles]

Sabotage the other hearts so your heart wins the race! Plant drugs on them so they get cardiac arrested!

I can't think of anything I need advice on! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Spend a night with me, just one, you will have a shit load of problems you need solving - deep, emotional problems, deep traumatic scars - and that excludes what having sex with me would do for ya....

I'm still a touch intoxicated... Hate or date? Wait um what game is this ?