(dang I'm on a roll, two marriage proposal acceptances :p )
Take up yoga and bend over backwards for me :p
I wish I wasn't so scared about the possibility of developing long-term depression...
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Then you better get started on your grow-op :p
How can I begin a homo-male-mail-order-boyfriend business?
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Start by employing your first "boyfriend for hire"
You....
Then I'll be the first customer
BTW that's a double whammy
I wish stuffing mosquitoes hated Africkaans blood
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Drain all your blood. Problem solved.
Is there a way to make money without actually working?
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stealing, drug trafficking, contrabanding stuff.....so so many options, Beau...
I developed an allergy to one of the chemicals I have to work with daily
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Just keep ingesting it, you'll develop a tolerance or something
I suck at lyrics, I need to be moar betterrrrrrrrrr
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Granted but it's in Spanish.
I wish I never got tired.
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