Give Bad Advice

[Rainbowmum]

Try slipping into a coma.

I need some rain.

[Jovial]

do rain dance :biggrin:

I want some excel bubblemint gum...

[trialbyerror]

Mix 3 parts sterident, 1 part coraga, 2 parts crushed mint, and 4 parts eno's
Mix well

shlush out mouth

You will have bubble mint gum

your gums will also be gummed :eek:

I need to replace my car battery. It cost R 650 with the old one. Any humorous advice welcome

[Rainbowmum]

Try baking it.

The girls get bored too easily.

[trialbyerror]

Take them to a "boys only" sleep over?????? :eek:

NOTE: - This is the bad advice game

I have a paper-work monster living on my desk

[partis]

You also have a paper-shredder monster living under your desk that is hungry… take it easy duckie :-)

Ive got a really itchy ear and my fingers not working

[trialbyerror]

But you do have a gynormous shlong :biggrin: use that..

I'm off to 4x4 school next weekend.

That's ironical, as I've been driving 4x4's since 1970, and know more about it than most newbies as their 4x4's do all the "thinking" for them.
ATC = All terrein control
TC = Traction control
SMS = Suspension management system

Me, I only got a good dollop of good old common.

But, in the near future, if you want to drive in an ecologically sensitive area, yaas gonna have to have the paper...

ATC + TC * SMS = Ignorent driver :frown:

So.... How's about some bad advice

[Rainbowmum]

Run over someone to check the suspension.

I need to change the oil in my car but don't really want to.

[Woollyhats]

Just never change it. If you notice your vehicle is ever not starting, it just needs an extra push, so open the fuel line a wee bit and throw a match on it. Your engine will ignite in no time .

I need to procrastinate on my school work a little less.

[Rainbowmum]

Drop out instead. :biggrin:

I wish I could invent self cleaning windows.