Give Bad Advice

[Evan88]

Don't return it then....

My dog always pee when i touch her

[Jovial]

You have the midas touch :p



I almost swallowed my gum...

[Evan88]

Sh*t

Pass your gum to someone else next time

I hate my haircut!

[Jovial]

shave your head

my cats keep squabbling

[southbiochem]

use this to settle the feud



I got to peeeeeeeee

[trialbyerror]

Funnel
1/2 meter plastic tubing
one end over funnel spout, other in mouth
Suck & pee at the same time. yum....

NOTE
This is what is called a closed loop, and goes on indefinately

I need to excell at 4x4 / off road / obsticle driving, vehicle recovery, reversing with a trailer between stakes, and winching theory & practicle this weekend.

[CellarDweller]

Go run in traffic.

I need more sleep.

[southbiochem]

put yourself in a coma

I need vacations noooooow

[Jovial]

quit your job

(Soon Omar, patience )

I have a huge snow bank to clear at the end of the driveway... I'm getting bloody well sick of this snow...

[southbiochem]

nuke the f*cking snow away



I need a sex slave