Give Bad Advice

[CellarDweller]

make one with paper and crayons, just as good.

I need to shower

[Rainbowmum]

Strip off and get kinky with the hose .

I really hate using the dryer .

[CellarDweller]

lay all your wet clothes on the ground!

I need to go to bed

[partis]

go to bed then!

I need to get out of bed

[CellarDweller]

install a catapult to toss you out of bed in the mornings.

I need to clean this apartment.

[partis]

^ I live 6 floors up! :p

Tell it to clean itself then go out for cocktails

My sweets are all stuck to each other

[CellarDweller]

so eat them all at once!

I have other work to do, but I don't want to!

[partis]

Leave it until the very last moment!

My plug socket is making a buzzing/crackling sound when i switch it on for my heater?

[southbiochem]

touch it with your bare hands and find out what's wrong

(in all honestly, tho, be careful, something might cause a fire or something)

I need Chile to liberalize it's policies as Argentina has done it..

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Become El Presidento of Mexico and start a war with chile and make them change their naughty ways...

I have a funeral to go today, but I don't wanna.....