Give Bad Advice

[CellarDweller]

Go and tell a lot of jokes, to cheer everyone up.

I'm going bowling today. I want strikes!

[partis]

Get strikes in your neighbours lane

I can hear upstairs telly

[CellarDweller]

Storm in there and unplug it.

I need to start getting ready to leave.

[partis]

Stay on gayspeak for another 15 minutes

I need a shave

[Evan88]

Use a knife...

I always feel sleepy the past few days

[Woollyhats]

Start eating Ex-Lax like candy, you won't sleep again for days!

I need to get ready to work.

[austin]

[SIZE="3"]keep posting and be late.

I need to give my dog a bath[/SIZE]

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You have a wash machine don't you? As for drying, fluff and low temperatures work best with fur.....

I am exhausted.....

[Woollyhats]

I hear Micheal Jackson's doctor is looking for work.

Despite just offering the perfect solution to a very similar problem, I really need to sleep, but don't want to.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Methamphetamine - kept meself up days days at a time.... So it really works!

I used to do drugs... and sometime (yes more often lately think seriously about using again... H/D?