Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Nothing wrong with eating butter pickles.... Just remember to wash it all down with pickle juice.

I said I would do nothing today, but anxiety got the best of me and I have been outside doing stuff... How shall I punish myself for not doing at I told myself?

[CellarDweller]

stay up all night denying yourself the pleasure of doing nothing.


I did what I wanted to today! Yay!

[MisterTinkles]

So do what you didn't do today, tomorrow...


I almost finished a project, but I got too tired to finish


(hope Im playing this right)

[CellarDweller]

Well, then wait for the night before it's due to be done, and finish it then.


I want to sleep deeply tonight.

[MisterTinkles]

Sleep tomorrow, Red Velvet party right now.....

Waiting to get abducted, but they never show

[CellarDweller]

run naked in the streets, they'll find you.

I'm going to watch Walking Dead, but zombies creep me out.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Pretend they are leprechauns....

I wish someone would explain to me why I have to beware the tides of March....

[CellarDweller]

Go for a swim to find out!

I hope for pleasant dreams

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - but in order to have them you first must prick your finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and sleep 100 years (Prince charming will wake you with a kiss).

I wish these bottles of Guinness were easier to open.

[MisterTinkles]

Use a hammer............works every time.


Want to visit Seattle, but dont have the money