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[trialbyerror]

Marry me

I want to look 25 years younger....

[southbiochem]

kill someone 25 years younger than you, peel off his face and then wear it like a mask

I need to survive 30 or more straight hours of work

[MisterTinkles]

Dress in a neon pink tutu and wear stiletto heels to work.
Best way to get sent home early.


I want..........it all.

[partis]

Go and tell that to the people at the bank

Im so bored

[trialbyerror]

Go get a cavity search, that'll perk things up a mite..:biggrin:

I got a stuffy nose from the stuff I fill the ampules with at work today...:frown:

[MisterTinkles]

Snort some poppers.........you wont care any more.

[trialbyerror]

I'm actually comming right by blowing clear then inhaling euclyptus oil fumes..... It's all I got right now.. Then to add insult, the stem of my glasses just broke.... spare's at work, no sellotape..

Fuck today!

[MisterTinkles]

Im sure you will fuck it, as long as the lords prayer isn't written on it!!!!

[partis]

Eat 54 cheese burgers then do a marathon dressed in a gorilla suit.

Theres not enough hours in the day

[CellarDweller]

Stay up all night as well!

I don't want to wash the dishes.