Give Bad Advice

[partis]

Throw them into your neighbours back garden

Im too tired to stay up all night

[MisterTinkles]

So sleep next week.



I don't wanna work anymore, but I have too

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Claim disability - then start a drug habit.....

I can't think with that f-ing TV so loud....

[MisterTinkles]

So why bother thinking......its the 'merican way!


Need more coffee

[partis]

Go to church for coffee morning and prayer (free coffee, take it all!)

Needing sleep now

[Miles]

whiskey and ambien

Satan gave me a taco, what do I do

[MisterTinkles]

Smear it all over your ass and tell him to lick it off.


I want some hugs

[trywait]

buy a stuffed bear

I don't exercise enough

[CellarDweller]

get arrested and use the prison yard gym

I need to leave this place and do laundry

[trialbyerror]

Fly to Bankok

Get employed in a Chinese wishy-washy for 20 years

I need to hookup with Miles and shag 'n shag 'n shag till the sheep come home on their own...........