Give Bad Advice

[nullnaught]

Take photographs of a police man. Isn't it funny how it is against the law to film a police officer. They must have something to hide if that is the case. Just saying.

[Lambert]

Take all electronics in use outside during a thunderstorm

[meninlove]

Tired of crouching over your feet while cutting your toenails? Cut the lawn with bare feet! A light pass over your toesies with the mower will take care of those nails all at once.

[cftxp]

You can do the same with your bunions and hand callouses too! If you bleed, it just means it's working correctly even if the doctors say it's not - who cares about modern medicine anyway.

[CellarDweller]

Tired of crouching over your feet while cutting your toenails? Cut the lawn with bare feet! A light pass over your toesies with the mower will take care of those nails all at once.

You can do the same with your bunions and hand callouses too! If you bleed, it just means it's working correctly even if the doctors say it's not - who cares about modern medicine anyway.

OMG! I'm laughing so hard over those posts!!!

[artyboy]

You should always shout you have a bomb and you are all going to die, when boarding a plain to the USA.

(FOR THE NSA, FBI, MI6 and any other law enforcement I am joking).

[cftxp]

And always, always learn to crash a plane safely if you intend on becoming a good pilot. No matter how many times you have to try what's important is that you learn! 100 times, 100 deaths, meh.

[artyboy]

Don't ever signal to people where you are going while driving.

[meninlove]

Next time cousin John comes to visit, greet him at the airport by waving and yelling repeatedly, " HI Jack!!"

[meninlove]

Back to personal manicuring; cutting fingernails is tough when you're right handed or left handed because using the other hand does a clumsy job of snipping. Solution? Run the garburator in the kitchen sink and insert your hand up to the wrist. In a moment, voila!