Give Bad Advice

[Bhp91126]

When greeting an Englishman hit him in the face especially if he is wearing track suit.

Why would I do that? English men are known to love showing PDA in public, so the proper greeting is an enthusiastic hug, followed by a kiss on the lips and two on each cheek. Starting right!

[East]

Next time you get arrested...go ahead and kick the cop in the balls and call him a fascist m*fucker. They love freedom of expression and will probably make your trip to jail a lot nicer

[CellarDweller]

If you're making a chocolate cake or brownies for someone and you run out of baking chocolate, chocolate flavored Ex-Lax will do in a pinch.

[East]

If you have red eyes....pour a little visine in your drink...it will work much faster!

[trialbyerror]

Good morning East....

Need any bad advice then?

I got's lot's....:biggrin:

[Borg69]

Wearing a sock on your hand and talking like Elmo on a first date is sure to win him over.

[trialbyerror]

Ohhhhh Fudd

Phought I was d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doing some-some-something wong

[Lambert]

If you are hungry and there's nothing to eat, please call the cops

[Borg69]

Wearing your pants backwards is cool

[East]

Lactose intolerant? Bah...the way around it is to eat nothing but dairy...it will cure you FAST!