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Eating Hotdogs will make your dick grow bigger.
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If you see shark fins swim toward them and hop on for a ride
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If you are too loose...mix a little poli grip in the lube for the special first date and just make a lot of noise when he sticks it in
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It's called "Silicon Valley", not because of all the electronics made, but for all the Boob Jobs done there.
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It's always fun to stick your tongue into the electrical outlet
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Pissing on an electric fence is good for a laugh.
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If you want to get you cat a companion he will love...bring home a boa constrictor
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piss off a horse or donkey by standing behind it and pulling on its tail.
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If you are going to a wedding and are going to be tied up all day...eat a couple cans of beans and some broccoli to fill you up just before you go!
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