Give Bad Advice

[austin]

At first a little nibble- a slow & tempting lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

[CellarDweller]

want to save time in the mornings, skip brushing your teeth. No one will notice.

[Borg69]

plastic wrap and rubber bands make good condom substitutes.

[trialbyerror]

Try shrink-wrap... loose the rubber bands, replace with a heat-gun to shrink the plastic wrap... Make it r-e-a-l tight...

[CellarDweller]

out of lube? Use soap. Not only will you stay clean, but it's fun to watch the lather work up!

[Bhp91126]

out of lube? Use soap. Not only will you stay clean, but it's fun to watch the lather work up!

Ouch, don't remind me. I used to jerk of with the foamy soap at the gym, and wondered, why my dick was so itchy.

To wash off come, step under a really hot shower or jump in a really hot bath

[East]

Instead of dental floss...try an ice pick. It will save you alot of money over time

[CellarDweller]

public masturbation can be fun!

[East]

Eating raw chicken is healthy for you!

[Bhp91126]

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