Instead of asking a woman if she has gained weight...ask instead if she is pregnant! She will appreciate the sensitivity you have shown!
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Wear the same underwear for several days in a row............ No one will ever notice
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Answering the door naked will get you a free pizza.
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Farting at the dinner table is considered delightful entertainment.
Bernd
Being gay is not for Sissies.
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It is completely polite to spill red wine at an all white themed wedding, as long as you only do it on the bridezilla.
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When meeting your in laws for the first time...instead of saying it's nice to meet you...ask them if they want to smell your balls! It is a real icebreaker...and they will love you for it
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Invite the stripper at the bachelor party to be your plus one.
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You get a 20 percent discount at Walmart if you offer the cashier oral sex.
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XD you will get a reward for going to chucky cheeses naked. XD
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Tell a police man to piss off while video taping him.
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