Give Bad Advice

[araya]

alcohol, nothing solves anything better than alcohol

I want to have a fancy dinner just not with him paying

[East]

Order the best thing on the menu at the best restaurant in town...tell him you have it covered...and then run out on the bill. It will be OK..they will understand.

I want to get a new cell phone tonight...

[trywait]

rob the tmobile store

i like wendy's french fries

[araya]

try running to wendy's all naked, they'll give you free fries!

I want to punch someone in the crotch!

[trywait]

rub the crotch instead!

im kinda horny

[TentoumuChu]

Bang me please (lol!).

I want to be calmer.

[trywait]

go scream at the wall

i dont want to work tomorrow

[Rareboy]

Call your boss and tell them that they are the biggest, cheapest asshole you've ever known.

I don't feel like wrapping presents this year.

[East]

Just lay out some catnip and eggnog w/mouse pate amidst a little wrapping paper and I m sure the cats will do a fabulous job...

I am resisting going to Trader Joes but I need to quick

[Beau]

Make it a quicky and you'll be okay.

I need to sober up.