Give Bad Advice

[Rod]

get plastered before your final shift. it'll help you make it through to the lunch hour.

my dog needs a bath----

[trywait]

use a hose instead

my feet are sore

[Cridders88]

Sandpaper your soles.

It's almost midday and I am still in bed

[trywait]

take off the rest of your clothes in bed

I just took an afternoon nap

[Cridders88]

Don't do it again, in fact, never go to sleep again.

I've just been paid

[trywait]

time to buy me a drink

I want another nap

[Cridders88]

Prop open your eyelids with matchsticks.

I'm looking to buy a laptop but know sod all about them/which would be best for me

[IanSaysHi]

You should visit the popular PC/electrical store that's back in my hometown. I went there to get my Mum a tablet. The staff there had so much motivation and energy, it was like someone had released Nytol into the air con system. Plus everything on display was out of stock, which we discovered as they did each stock check on every item after they'd come back from the last saying "it's sold out". Plus, they're really good at selling you their security suite. Even better, say "I'll think about it" about the security, they're really good at just saying okay and letting it go...!

I'm going on a date on Wednesday... Top tips?

[Cridders88]

Talk, talk and talk so they don't get a word in edgeways, say that you love playing solo ping pong in your mother's basement, then say you've got to get back because your cat has the shits.

(In all seriousness, I hope it goes well for you Ian )

I've started cleaning the flat, but haven't finished, and look, here I am on GS again. What should I do?

[trywait]

procrastinate the cleaning

im craving popcorn