Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

just quit.

I hear thunder from my window

[Cridders88]

Climb the tallest building and stand up there and watch the storm, with an umbrella of course.

20 minutes until I start my shift.

[1and1]

Climb the tallest building and stand up there and watch the storm, with an umbrella of course.

20 minutes until I start my shift.

Start your shift with a good hard shaft.

Headache.

[Scootaloo]

Blast Quiet Riot and "bang your head" on concrete

broke a cuccumber off in my butthole

[Feathers]

Ram your head against a wall twelve times. Job done.

I really need to shift this chesty cough.

[Scootaloo]

Ram your head against a wall twelve times. Job done.

I really need to shift this chesty cough.

take a cold shower and run stark naked through the arctic while dripping wet


I think I have a crush on the post man

[Feathers]

take a cold shower and run stark naked through the arctic while dripping wet


I think I have a crush on the post man

Put yourself into a box and mail yourself. then jump out when he's "delivering you".

I need some tea.

[Cridders88]

Go and buy some absinthe.

I need to sleep.

[trywait]

fly over to vegas!

Im beat from traveling

[Insertnamehere]

now go for a marathon

I need to survive friday