Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

drink coffee and lots of it

I don't want to work today

[Cridders88]

Send your boss some nudes of yourself.

I find it difficult to find jeans my size.

[IanSaysHi]

Buy two pairs of jeans and patch them together! I hear jeans with patches are really in right now!

I feel unmotivated.

[trywait]

cridders will give you a tickle

I want to share my bed

[Cridders88]

Sprinkle ants on the sheets.

Feeling fed up.

[IanSaysHi]

You should spend some time with me tonight. We'd really cheer each other up.

I'm stressed.

[Cridders88]

Drink the whole bottle of whisky in the space of an hour.

I have to work at a different branch tomorrow, and one of the women there is a complete cowbag.

[Insertnamehere]

Take her to the slaugther house and tell them its an actual cow

I don't give a f*ck

[trywait]

whenever do you?

im late to the party

[Insertnamehere]

I don't get why is that a problem, I thought one is supposed to arrive late to parties...

ok..lets see, drive through the most congested street you can find until the party is over...good news, you're no longer late to it.


I don't want to care or feel, but at the end of the day I still need a hug