Give Bad Advice

[thawoods]

wear a sweater XD

im tired.....

[Cridders88]

Cut off your eyelids.

There is a storm raging outside.

[Insertnamehere]

step outside and enjoy it

I need another day of weekend

[Cridders88]

Call in sick on Monday.

I'm craving a guy in my bed.

[Insertnamehere]

kidnap and gag the first hot guy you see out there

Ok, I need one too, fuck you for putting that on my head.

[trywait]

get out there and fetch one

I ran out of floss

[Cridders88]

Dental floss? Knock all of your teeth out, you won't need it then

I think the wind is going to keep me awake.

[Insertnamehere]

jack off non stop until you're too tired and in pain to remain awake

I need to get laid

[johnny196775]

Only cats are available.

i also need to get laid.

[trywait]

take a trip across the bay bridge

I wanna go sailing