Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Go in a boat with holes in.

I don't really go clubbing much but I quite fancy going at the moment for some outrageous drunken dancing.

[johnny196775]

jump off a tall building

i wish i could afford a bass guitar right now.

[trywait]

buy a ukulele first

I don't want to shave

[Cridders88]

Grow a beard down to your feet.

I need more self confidence.

[trywait]

imagine everyone in their underwear

I haven't had dinner

[Cridders88]

Eat a human.

I haven't had sleep yet.

[trywait]

go to another room

I need socks

[Insertnamehere]

use pig intestines instead

I want fired shark

[trywait]

forget the shark fin

my bike needs a tune up

[Insertnamehere]

tear it appart entirely and try building it again

I hate xmas more than I can say