Give Bad Advice

[thawoods]

kill Santa Claus!

I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.....

[Cridders88]

Kick him to the ground and keep kicking him until you are arrested.

I have 3 hours to get down to the shop before it closes and I am sat on here in my boxers feeling lazy.

[Insertnamehere]

Go out in your boxers and don't mind about washing yourself.

I need to deal with minday tomorrow

[trywait]

call in sick

I need to say a prayer

[RainV]

Go to a sexshop cabin and light a candle

My house needs spring-clean

[trywait]

leave it alone until next fall

I want a donut

[Cridders88]

Eat 10 jacket potatoes.

I cannot believe how lazy I have been today.

[Insertnamehere]

Keep thinking about it until you can't sleep due to guilt and self-hatred

I have to translate some shit for my dad and I don't want to

[Cridders88]

Translate actual shit for him.

I am determined to actually so some exercise next week.

[RainV]

Lie down in your couch everyday while you help yourself to some junk food

I need to decorate my house for Christmas