Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

wait until the sunsets; then it'll be black

I want milk chocolate

[Scootaloo]

eat bakers chocolate instead

I hear coyote howls coming from the woods

[thawoods]

go out your house, make yourself a bait

my house needs cleaning .....

[trywait]

hire a chambermaid

im supposed to be off tomorrow

[thawoods]

build a time machine and set it accidentally two days ahead

the earth is spinning and i can't feel it

[Cridders88]

Spin around on the spot 20 times.

I'm finding myself not giving a fuck about anything more and more.

[thawoods]

give a ferck

I should stop drinking coke .....

[Scootaloo]

snort it instead

I hate crowds

[Insertnamehere]

kill them all

I hate crowds too

[trywait]

dig a hole and stay there

my feet are cold