Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

get a mobile hotspot

I have a hole in my sock

[thawoods]

walk on more until the friction it has wears away your sock

i'm away from home, yet again

[trywait]

ooh..find someone to sleep with

I'm mentally exhausted

[AlfredM]

Solve a Sudoku puzzle XD

I'm dieting, for the millionth time

[thawoods]

take the 10th root of the millionth time you've dieted.

they took my bacon!

[Insertnamehere]

kill them all

can't move or the G-10 Sepahdex will dry

[Cobalt]

Have an earth shattering orgasm

i want to have an earth shattering orgasm

[thawoods]

ride a rocket to pluto

Alanis Morisette is <3

[Cobalt]

Smack the teeth out of that fucking crack whore.

I want a meatball sandwich

[thawoods]

buy a lasagna instead

I wanna build a real-life maze !